I leave SF for a couple days and Karl missed me. 🌁

“This is where we’ll die”

Road runner bags also do decently when hiking up mountains

Everything looks dead out here.

Spatchcocked turkey seems weird but looks and smells great

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I call this magic trick the disappearing bridge

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Holy film reels batman!

That time I was on G4 eating a pop tart.

People joked this was a high school trip so we took a fake prom picture

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I’m in a mother fucking tree.

Glowing bottles

Anniversary camping trip 🙂

Camping

Rode my old fixed gear around. For sale shortly!

Holy shit in the tape circle trick worked. 🐈🎯

A seagull with aspirations sits in the middle of the Blue Angels.

There’s a city there somewhere

Been at this office for over a year and yet I just noticed this pipe coming out of the bathroom.

Enjoying the great outdoors. 🐈

Giro, contemplating bag escape. 🐈

It’s not enough that she’s the first thing I see when I open my eyes. Giro then decides to rest on my chest 🐈

Giro shit herself and rubbed it on the ground so she got a shower. 🐈💩